Aquabats The Radiation Song lyrics

The Radiation Song by Aquabats

The Radiation Song lyrics

The radiation in the ground 
Makes a lovely bubbly sound 
The men in suits 
Who don't eat fruit 
Can't comprehend 
The one-legged newt 
That was caused from disaster 
At reactor's core 
A meltdown expected 
To start a war 
Now I bought myself 
A lead ascot 
It looks good but 
I'm startin' to rot 

Hey you 
With that green glow in your hair 
I swear I see a tear 
In your radiation wear 
Somehow it's there 

Razorblade boomerangs 
And iron hands 
Crossbows and hockey pads 
Are in demand 
Toxic waste 
In synthetic place 
Can add an eyeball 
To your face 

Hey you 
With that green glow in your hair 
I swear I see a tear 
In your radiation wear 
Somehow it's there 

Hey me 
You know your gums 
Are starting to bleed 
I've got some shrink-to-fit 
Mutated genes 
And some bleak posterity 
If they end up like me 

I am Humongous.. 
Everybody knows I own the wasteland 
And now may I introduce to you 
Benji The Tap-dancing Mutant boy 

"Hi I'm Benji 
I'm a tap-dancing mutant 
I wasn't always like this 
I was born a normal boy 
But now I live in this world of joy!" 

It's Benji from Peoria 
Don't drink the water 
I implore ya 
But his mom and dad 
They were exposed 
And that's how the neutrons grow 

Hey you 
With that green glow in your hair 
I swear I see a tear 
In your radiation wear 
Somehow it's there 

Hey me 
You know your gums 
Are starting to bleed 
I've got some shrink-to-fit 
Mutated genes 
And some bleak posterity 
If they end up like me 

Just walk away... 
Just walk away... 
There's been too much violence... 
Just walk away...